parkingstrange:

(Source: sandandglass)

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

(via barbie-dolls-xx)

(Source: makoraa)

Fuck, my tea.

me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

bowtied:

evil-sherlock-holmes:

textsfromxavieracademy:

girlwithgoldeyes:

GUYS AT WORK WE WERE DOING A GLASS PAINTING PROJECT AND MY DESIGN WAS THIS

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PLOT TWIST:

THATS GALLIFREYAN FOR “FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY.”


PLOT TWIST 2: IT’S GONNA BE ON DISPLAY IN MY CITY’S ART GALLERY

HALP

this is my most reblogged text post

why

hahaha can you imagine the doctor strolling into that city art gallery and doing a double take at that

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(Source: thegirlwithgoldeyes)

satanslittlewh0re:

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

(Source: extraordinarygrey)

easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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  • WiFi:

    connected

  • Me:

    then fucking act like it

(Source: afootballobserver)

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

(Source: rrben29)

redscudery:

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

Pray the eh away

lolshtus:

The Best Bar Conversation Ever

lolshtus:

The Best Bar Conversation Ever

waywardbard:

geekinthebreeze:

4gifs:

Can’t keep meowt. [video]

Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door?  They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?!  This cat is hardcore.

my jerks are the saaaaaaaame way.

waywardbard:

geekinthebreeze:

4gifs:

Can’t keep meowt. [video]

Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door?  They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?!  This cat is hardcore.

my jerks are the saaaaaaaame way.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

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Hello people of Earth! My name is Alanna :) and I love everything humor/England related :D! History student just trying to make my way across the college finishing line still laughing. Would gladly give my right arm to meet the Top Gear crew :) and will reblog anything that makes me laugh! Expect lots of Harry Potter and Dr Who genius! Hit me up!