fangirlhearsafandom:

committedfalpal:

Late Night Hashtags #MyWeirdWaiter might be my favorite hashtag of the year

These are golden

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

yohoyohoadisneylifeforme:

lyssadanielle8:

sizvideos:

Things Disney Characters Do That’d Be Creepy If You Did Them - Video

YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF

But.. that’s my life..

krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

futurefantastic:

and here’s Jesus clearly handling the ball. yellow card

futurefantastic:

and here’s Jesus clearly handling the ball. yellow card

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

thecutestofthecute:

English Bulldog puppy at the sea

(Source: siduslucida.com)

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Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

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your-glasgow-smile:

"EXCUSE Me how dare u"

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yarnzipangirl:

#steve rogers: 99% snark 1% freedom

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Hello people of Earth! My name is Alanna :) and I love everything humor/England related :D! History student just trying to make my way across the college finishing line still laughing. Would gladly give my right arm to meet the Top Gear crew :) and will reblog anything that makes me laugh! Expect lots of Harry Potter and Dr Who genius! Hit me up!